What kind of muggle would interrupt Doctor Who… Or maybe it was all planned..What he said was nonsense… Moffat was born 1961… 26 when this happened.. Damn you Moffat! You have been planning, haven’t you?
How do ‘grown ups’ expect me to know what I want to do with my life? How am I suppose to know what I like to do? I haven’t gone out in the world and seen what there is, what seems interesting, what I am good at. All I know is what I’ve watched on TV and what I have lived. If we are going based off what I have lived…Well it would make sense the only thing I can think of is something related to school. Now Television is a big influence, What are my favorite shows..? NCIS, Doctor Who, White Collar, Sherlock, House…. According to what I watch, I would should be a Forensic Space Traveling Con Artist turned Government agent/Still Con Artist, who also dabbles in Consulting Detective-ing (Medical Detective-ing too) and being an Ass. Now I’m not sure how people would feel about that.
I didnt have to hesitate for a moment to reblog this after I read it.
Forever reblog. My favorite post on tumblr.
Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!
No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.
Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life.
OH MY GOD THE CAT HELP ME!
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE CAT
To be the very best like no one ever was.